Funny Bigfoot Hoodie – Don’t Be An Assquatch Vintage Sasquatch Sweatshirt

Bring a little woodland humor to cool-weather days with this vintage Bigfoot hoodie. Soft, cozy, and printed to order on a classic unisex Gildan heavy-blend pullover.

Size Guide
AIO Pride Pullover/Zip-Up/Neck Gaiter Hoodie
inch S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 26.4 27.6 28.3 29.5 29.9 31.1 32.3 33.5
Bust 40.2 44.1 48.0 52.0 55.9 59.8 63.8 67.7
Shoulder 16.5 17.7 18.9 20.1 21.3 22.4 23.6 24.8
Sleeve 26.4 26.8 27.2 27.6 28.0 28.0 28.3 28.7
 
cm S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 67 70 72 75 76 79 82 85
Bust 102 112 122 132 142 152 162 172
Shoulder 42 45 48 51 54 57 60 63
Sleeve 67 68 69 70 71 71 72 73
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1".
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Vintage Bigfoot Humor for Outdoor Fans

Made for Sasquatch believers, campers, hikers, and anyone who loves a sharp woodland joke, this cozy hoodie turns “Don’t Be An Assquatch” into an easy everyday conversation starter. The distressed Bigfoot-and-forest artwork gives it a broken-in vintage look that pairs naturally with jeans, boots, and cool-weather adventures.

Soft, Durable Heavy-Blend Comfort

  • Gildan G18500 unisex heavy-blend hooded sweatshirt
  • 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric
  • 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
  • Classic unisex fit with a roomy pouch pocket
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband for comfortable everyday wear
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes
  • Printed to order for a lasting, vintage-style finish

Personalization

This design is sold exactly as shown and does not require personalization. Choose your preferred color and size, then add it to your cart.

Size & Fit

Unisex sizing. For a relaxed or oversized look, choose one or two sizes up. Please compare a favorite hoodie with the measurements below before ordering.

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron directly on the print

Returns & Support

Because each item is made to order, please check the size chart carefully. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us with your order number and photos so we can make it right. Color may vary slightly by screen and lighting.

A Gift for Bigfoot Believers

A fun choice for birthdays, camping trips, cabin weekends, Father’s Day, Christmas, or anyone whose sense of humor is a little wild. Choose a color and size, then add this Sasquatch hoodie to your cart.

FAQ

Is this hoodie unisex?
Yes. It has a classic unisex fit.

Can I personalize the design?
No personalization is needed; the artwork is printed exactly as pictured.

How do I choose a size?
Use the size chart and compare the width and length to a hoodie you already own.

How can I contact you?
Use the website contact form and include your order number for the fastest help.