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Don’t Touch Me Possum Embroidered T-Shirt – Funny Animal Lover Gift
$32.00
Order today, get it Nov 6 – Nov 13 with Standard Shipping in the U.S.
- Embroidered after you order, ready to ship in 1–3 business days
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Give yourself some breathing room with this funny embroidered opossum tee, featuring a chaotic hissing possum and relatable arched lettering. It is a cozy, lighthearted favorite for animal lovers who occasionally need their personal space.
Stitched across the center chest, this design features a defensive opossum rendered with textured grey fur, a white face, dark ears, and pink details on its nose, paws, and curled tail. The phrase "DON'T TOUCH ME" arches directly over the animal in neat dark thread. Below the possum, the phrase "I'M OVERSTIMULATED" follows the lower curve to complete the humorous motif.
A Fun Gift for Sensory-Sensitive Animal Lovers
This shirt makes a wonderful gift for introverted friends, animal lovers, and anyone who appreciates candid mental health humor. It is great for wearing on casual weekends, quiet days at home, or crowded errands when you want to signal that you need a little quiet space.
Embroidered on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed and soft-washed for a lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems
Colors and sizes
Available in Pepper, Blue Spruce, Espresso, Moss, Watermelon, Light Green, Blue Jean, Violet, Seafoam, Washed Denim, Bay, Orchid, Ivory, White, sizes S–4XL. Pick a color, then a size.
Sizes S to XL are $32. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$7. The total updates when you choose a size.
The fit is a relaxed unisex fit. Garment dyeing makes Comfort Colors run about half a size smaller than many basic tees, so size up if you are between sizes. Open the Size Guide for measurements.
Made to order
Each T-shirt is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).
Care instructions
- Turn inside out and wash in cold water
- Do not use bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the embroidery
- Do not dry clean
Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.
- Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
- Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
- Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
- International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.
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