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Silly Goose Martini Embroidered T-Shirt – Funny Animal Lover Gift
$32.00
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- Embroidered after you order, ready to ship in 1–3 business days
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A goose in sunglasses, a towel wrap, and slippers raises a martini glass on this embroidered tee. The stitched slogan adds a playful touch for animal lovers who enjoy a little everyday silliness.
A white goose with a yellow beak stands at the center chest in black sunglasses, a white towel draped over its head and white slippers with pink hearts. One wing raises a martini glass. Below it, two lines of white capital letters read "I’M LITERALLY JUST A SILLY GOOSE" on a slight slant. The whole design is about 4.5 inches across, large enough to read from a few steps away.
A Goose on Its Day Off
Silly goose is an old, affectionate way to call someone a little foolish, the kind of thing a grandparent says with a smile. This goose owns the title. Towel on, sunglasses down and martini in hand, it looks like it has canceled every responsibility for an afternoon of doing nothing. The slogan works as a shrug for days when you are not taking anything too seriously, which is half the fun of wearing it.
For the Friend Who Keeps Things Light
The friend who sends memes at midnight, the coworker who turns every meeting into a bit, anyone who needs a reminder to relax: this goose shirt is for them. It suits a birthday, a bachelorette weekend or a long brunch with friends. Blue Spruce and Denim give the white goose a crisp outline, and Brick adds a warmer, retro look. Add big sunglasses of your own for the full effect.
Embroidered on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel, in a relaxed unisex fit. Read more about the tee and how each design is stitched on our How It’s Made page.
Colors and sizes
Available in Black, True Navy, Pepper, Brick, Denim, Blue Spruce, Berry, Espresso, Flo Blue, Moss, Light Green, Blue Jean, Violet, Seafoam, sizes S–4XL. Pick a color, then a size.
Sizes S to XL are $32. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$7. The total updates when you choose a size.
The fit is a relaxed unisex fit. Garment dyeing makes Comfort Colors run about half a size smaller than many basic tees, so size up if you are between sizes. Open the Size Guide for measurements.
Made to order
Each T-shirt is embroidered after you order and is ready to ship in 1–3 business days. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t take back a size or color chosen by mistake; damaged, defective or wrong items are replaced or refunded. See Shipping Information and Returns & Exchanges.
Care
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the embroidery
- Do not bleach or dry clean
Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.
- Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
- Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
- Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
- International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.
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