Glam Goose Martini Embroidered T-Shirt – Funny Animal Lover Gift

$32.00

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A towel-wrapped goose, sunglasses, and a martini bring a little humor to this embroidered tee. The stitched slogan adds a cheeky touch for animal lovers who enjoy a laid-back look with personality.

The center-chest design features a white and gray goose wearing black sunglasses, a wrapped towel, and slippers with pink heart accents. Its yellow beak points toward a raised martini glass with a pink garnish. White stitching reads “TOO GLAM” above the goose and “TO GIVE A DAMN” below.

For Goose Lovers With Dry Humor

This tee suits goose fans, cocktail enthusiasts, and friends who appreciate a sarcastic slogan. Give it for a birthday or wear it for a casual brunch, a relaxed evening with friends, or an at-home wind-down.

Embroidered on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
  • Garment-dyed and soft-washed for a lived-in feel
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems

Colors and sizes

Available in Black, True Navy, Pepper, Brick, Denim, Blue Spruce, Berry, Espresso, Flo Blue, Moss, Light Green, Blue Jean, Violet, Seafoam, sizes S–4XL. Pick a color, then a size.

Sizes S to XL are $32. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$7. The total updates when you choose a size.

The fit is a relaxed unisex fit. Garment dyeing makes Comfort Colors run about half a size smaller than many basic tees, so size up if you are between sizes. Open the Size Guide for measurements.

Made to order

Each T-shirt is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).

Care instructions

  • Turn inside out and wash in cold water
  • Do not use bleach
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Do not iron directly on the embroidery
  • Do not dry clean

Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.

  • Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
  • Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
  • Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
  • International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout

Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.

Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.

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