Cat with Traffic Cone Embroidered T-Shirt – Funny Cat Lover Gift
$32.00
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- Embroidered after you order, ready to ship in 1–3 business days
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Embroidered on a soft, garment-dyed cotton tee, this humorous design features a deadpan cat sporting a traffic cone. It is the perfect cozy shirt for anyone who cannot help letting out their quirkiest thoughts.
Positioned at the center chest, this embroidery depicts a gray and black cat seated upright with an orange and white traffic cone balanced on its head. Directly beneath the feline, black stitched lettering spells out "I HAVE TO SAY WEIRD THINGS OR I'LL DIE". Fine threadwork highlights the cat's fur and whiskers for a textured, clean finish.
A Humorous Gift for Cat Lovers
This shirt suits feline fans, dry-humor enthusiasts, and anyone who proudly embraces their socially awkward side. It makes a delightful birthday or holiday surprise for a friend who always speaks their mind. Pair it with relaxed jeans or loungewear for casual hangouts, weekend errands, or cozy days at home.
Embroidered on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed and soft-washed for a lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems
Colors and sizes
Available in Pepper, Brick, Espresso, Flo Blue, Moss, Light Green, Yam, Blue Jean, Grey, Violet, Seafoam, Washed Denim, Bay, Ivory, sizes S–4XL. Pick a color, then a size.
Sizes S to XL are $32. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$7. The total updates when you choose a size.
The fit is a relaxed unisex fit. Garment dyeing makes Comfort Colors run about half a size smaller than many basic tees, so size up if you are between sizes. Open the Size Guide for measurements.
Made to order
Each T-shirt is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).
Care instructions
- Turn inside out and wash in cold water
- Do not use bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the embroidery
- Do not dry clean
Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.
- Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
- Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
- Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
- International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.

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