Duck With Knife Embroidered Sweatshirt – Sarcastic Animal Lover Gift

$40.00

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A yellow duck with a tiny knife gives this embroidered crewneck its mischievous charm. The stitched stability pun adds a dry sense of humor to your everyday sweatshirt rotation.

A yellow duck with an orange bill and feet holds a gray knife with a pink handle at the center chest. Light-colored stitching above the duck reads “I HAVE STABILITY” and the line below reads “(THE ABILITY TO STAB)”. Dark outlines define the duck and knife.

For Duck Lovers With Sarcastic Humor

This design suits duck fans and animal lovers who enjoy a cute character with a mischievous streak. Give it to a sarcastic friend for a birthday, or wear it for casual weekends and relaxed nights in.

Embroidered on a Gildan 18000 Crewneck Sweatshirt

  • Unisex Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Preshrunk fleece knit to minimize shrinkage
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and less pilling
  • Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
  • 1×1 rib with spandex for stretch and recovery

Colors and sizes

Available in Black, Navy, Dark Chocolate, Forest Green, Dark Heather, Charcoal (S–5XL); Indigo Blue, Military Green (S–3XL); Maroon (S–2XL). Pick a color first; the size options then show what is available for it.

Sizes S to XL are $40. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$8, 5XL +$10. The total updates when you choose a size.

The fit is a classic unisex fit. For an oversized look, order one or two sizes up. Open the Size Guide for measurements.

Made to order

Each sweatshirt is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).

Care instructions

  • Turn inside out and wash in cold water
  • Do not use bleach
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Do not iron directly on the embroidery
  • Do not dry clean

Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.

  • Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
  • Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
  • Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
  • International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout

Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.

Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.

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