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I Have Stability Duck Embroidered Hoodie – Sarcastic Animal Lover Gift
$45.00
Order today, get it Nov 6 – Nov 13 with Standard Shipping in the U.S.
- Embroidered after you order, ready to ship in 1–3 business days
- Free U.S. Standard Shipping on orders of $75 or more
- Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it
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A yellow duck holding a knife brings a sharp twist to this embroidered hoodie. The small chest design pairs an innocent expression with a sarcastic punch line for animal lovers who enjoy dark humor.
A yellow duck with an orange bill and feet holds a gray knife with a pink handle at the center chest. Blue sparkles surround the duck, with black lettering reading “I HAVE STABILITY” above and “(THE ABILITY TO STAB)” below.
For Duck Lovers With Dark Humor
This design suits duck fans and animal lovers who appreciate a mischievous joke. Give it to a friend with a sarcastic streak for a birthday, or wear it for casual coffee runs and relaxed evenings.
Embroidered on a Gildan 18500 Hooded Sweatshirt
- Unisex Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Front pouch pocket
- Preshrunk fleece knit and air jet yarn for a softer feel
- 1×1 rib with spandex at the cuffs and waistband
Colors and sizes
Available in Charcoal, Military Green, Sport Grey, Light Blue, Light Pink, Ash, White (S–5XL); Indigo Blue, Sand (S–3XL). Pick a color first; the size options then show what is available for it.
Sizes S to XL are $45. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$8, 5XL +$10. The total updates when you choose a size.
The fit is a classic unisex fit. For an oversized look, order one or two sizes up. Open the Size Guide for measurements.
Made to order
Each hoodie is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).
Care instructions
- Turn inside out and wash in cold water
- Do not use bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the embroidery
- Do not dry clean
Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.
- Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
- Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
- Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
- International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.
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