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I Have Stability Duck Embroidered T-Shirt – Funny Animal Lover Meme Gift
$32.00
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- Embroidered after you order, ready to ship in 1–3 business days
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Embrace a little chaotic humor with this playful embroidered duck declaring its stability and readiness to stab. Stitched on soft garment-dyed cotton, it brings an amusing spark to your everyday casual rotation.
Centrally stitched on the chest, the design features a plump yellow duck with an orange beak, orange feet, and a bold black outline. In its wing, the duck grasps a kitchen knife detailed with a grey blade and a magenta handle. Arched above the illustration is the phrase "I HAVE STABILITY" in crisp white thread, while the punchline "(ABILITY TO STAB)" is stitched neatly underneath.
A Hilarious Gift for Animal Meme Fans
This tee is made for anyone who loves lighthearted internet memes, quirky animal illustrations, and a touch of chaotic humor. It makes a fun surprise for birthdays, holiday gift exchanges, or simply brightening a friend's day during a busy week. Wear it casually to game nights, weekend outings, or relaxed days at home with friends who appreciate a good laugh.
Embroidered on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed and soft-washed for a lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems
Colors and sizes
Available in Black, True Navy, Pepper, Grape, Brick, Blue Spruce, Berry, Espresso, Flo Blue, Moss, Blue Jean, Violet, Seafoam, sizes S–4XL. Pick a color, then a size.
Sizes S to XL are $32. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$7. The total updates when you choose a size.
The fit is a relaxed unisex fit. Garment dyeing makes Comfort Colors run about half a size smaller than many basic tees, so size up if you are between sizes. Open the Size Guide for measurements.
Made to order
Each T-shirt is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).
Care instructions
- Turn inside out and wash in cold water
- Do not use bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the embroidery
- Do not dry clean
Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.
- Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
- Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
- Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
- International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.
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