In Situations Raccoon and Goose Embroidered T-Shirt – Chaotic Animal Lover Gift
$32.00
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- Embroidered after you order, ready to ship in 1–3 business days
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Embrace everyday chaos with this delightfully unhinged t-shirt featuring a masked raccoon hitching a ride on a flying goose. Finely stitched embroidery brings playful, anxious energy to a soft garment-dyed cotton tee that is made for relaxed weekends.
Centered on the chest, this design features the phrase “I DON'T DO WELL IN SITUATIONS” neatly stitched in white capital letters. Directly beneath the words, a raccoon with grey, black, and white fur perches atop a flying goose. The goose is stitched with white and light grey plumage, black wing tips, and an orange beak and feet.
The Perfect Gift for Chaotic Animal Lovers
This shirt suits anyone who navigates awkward social moments with self-deprecating humor and chaotic charm. It makes a thoughtful present for goose and raccoon lovers, anxious friends, or introverts celebrating a birthday or holiday. Perfect for casual weekend coffee runs, library trips, or relaxing at home, it brings an instant laugh to everyday outfits.
Embroidered on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed and soft-washed for a lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems
Colors and sizes
Available in Black, True Navy, Pepper, Denim, Blue Spruce, Berry, Espresso, Flo Blue, Moss, Light Green, Yam, Blue Jean, Violet, Seafoam, sizes S–4XL. Pick a color, then a size.
Sizes S to XL are $32. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$7. The total updates when you choose a size.
The fit is a relaxed unisex fit. Garment dyeing makes Comfort Colors run about half a size smaller than many basic tees, so size up if you are between sizes. Open the Size Guide for measurements.
Made to order
Each T-shirt is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).
Care instructions
- Turn inside out and wash in cold water
- Do not use bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the embroidery
- Do not dry clean
Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.
- Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
- Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
- Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
- International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.

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