Traffic Cone Cat Embroidered T-Shirt – Introvert Cat Lover Gift
$32.00
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- Embroidered after you order, ready to ship in 1–3 business days
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Celebrate your inner introvert with this funny embroidered tee featuring a deadpan cat wearing an orange traffic cone. Soft garment-dyed cotton makes it an ideal pick for quiet days, cozy reading sessions, and avoiding unnecessary social interaction.
Stitched across the center chest, the design features a grumpy seated cat rendered in black and mottled grey thread with fine black whiskers. Perched squarely on top of the cat's head is a bright orange traffic cone detailed with a white reflective stripe and black outlines. Directly underneath the cat, neat black lettering spells out the exact phrase "PLEASE STOP PERCEIVING ME" in all capital letters.
Gift for Introverts and Cat Lovers
This tee is made for cat enthusiasts, self-proclaimed introverts, and anyone who appreciates dry, sarcastic humor. It makes a thoughtful birthday or holiday gift for friends who prefer staying home with a good book and their favorite pet. Slip it on for casual weekends, cozy movie nights, or errands when you prefer keeping to yourself.
Embroidered on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed and soft-washed for a lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems
Colors and sizes
Available in Blue Spruce, Berry, Espresso, Moss, Watermelon, Light Green, Ice Blue, Grey, Violet, Seafoam, Washed Denim, Bay, Ivory, White, sizes S–4XL. Pick a color, then a size.
Sizes S to XL are $32. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$7. The total updates when you choose a size.
The fit is a relaxed unisex fit. Garment dyeing makes Comfort Colors run about half a size smaller than many basic tees, so size up if you are between sizes. Open the Size Guide for measurements.
Made to order
Each T-shirt is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).
Care instructions
- Turn inside out and wash in cold water
- Do not use bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the embroidery
- Do not dry clean
Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.
- Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
- Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
- Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
- International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.

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