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Weird Things Traffic Cone Cat Embroidered T-Shirt – Socially Awkward Cat Lover Gift
$32.00
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- Embroidered after you order, ready to ship in 1–3 business days
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Embrace your chaotic side with this funny embroidered tee featuring an unhinged cat sporting a bright traffic cone. Stitched with a relatable confession underneath, it brings humorous personality to any casual everyday outfit.
Stitched across the center chest, this design features an upright grey and black cat wearing an orange traffic cone with white stripes on its head. The cat is rendered in detailed black, grey, and white embroidery threads with long whiskers and a deadpan expression. Directly below the cat, the phrase "I HAVE TO SAY WEIRD THINGS OR I'LL DIE" is stitched in two neat lines of white lettering.
A Fun Gift for Quirky Cat Lovers
This quirky tee makes a great present for cat owners, introverts, and anyone who uses awkward humor to break the ice. It is an easy pick for casual hangouts, game nights, or relaxed weekend outings with friends. Give it as a lighthearted birthday gift or a just-because surprise for the self-proclaimed weirdo in your life.
Embroidered on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed and soft-washed for a lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems
Colors and sizes
Available in Black, True Navy, Pepper, Brick, Denim, Blue Spruce, Berry, Espresso, Flo Blue, Moss, Light Green, Yam, Violet, Seafoam, sizes S–4XL. Pick a color, then a size.
Sizes S to XL are $32. Larger sizes cost more: 2XL +$3, 3XL +$5, 4XL +$7. The total updates when you choose a size.
The fit is a relaxed unisex fit. Garment dyeing makes Comfort Colors run about half a size smaller than many basic tees, so size up if you are between sizes. Open the Size Guide for measurements.
Made to order
Each T-shirt is embroidered after you order. A soft backing on the inside of the embroidery is normal and softens with washing. Shipping times and rates are on our Shipping Information page. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a size or color chosen by mistake; if your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with photos and we will make it right (Returns & Exchanges).
Care instructions
- Turn inside out and wash in cold water
- Do not use bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the embroidery
- Do not dry clean
Made to order in 1–3 business days, then shipped with tracking to the U.S. and worldwide.
- Standard Shipping: 5–8 business days, $4.71 (free on U.S. orders of $75+)
- Ground Shipping: 3–5 business days, $9.83
- Express Shipping: 2–3 business days, $18.56
- International Shipping: 10–15 business days, rate shown at checkout
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and APO/FPO addresses take longer than the U.S. times above.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? We replace or refund it. Because every piece is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size or color chosen by mistake, so please check the Size Guide first.
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